Brutally Honest

Caroline: Mommy, you have big, fat legs.
Me: Yeah I know. I hope you have Daddy's legs and not Mommy's.
Caroline: Me too.

Normal?

Caroline's new preschool teachers asked me just the other day if Caroline normally snores. During nap time that day, she was snoring extraordinarily loud and they were concerned that she was getting sick. Oh yes, I answered without hesitation. She most certainly snores. Sorry future Prince!